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Please Pass The Koolaid

Dear Conspiracy Theorist (part 2), I think what really stuck with me after our conversation was the fact that you didn't try to coerce me into believing your crazy theories. You were just really excited to tell them to me. It's reassuring to know that if there's a large Koolaid drinking party soon, you won't be the guy passing out the dixie cups.  -Dave
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Gray Hair vs. No Hair (I’ll take my gray hair)

Dear Balding Conversationalist, Thanks for reminding me of how distinguished I look by pointing out the rather large collection of gray hair on my head. I've actually been growing it since I was 18 and seeing as the silvery strands tend to signify wisdom, I consider myself ahead of the game. I'm glad it work as such a good conversation piece for you.